Claire launches a plant-care initiative and presents the studio plant with performance goals nobody approved. Max claims its growth as a triumph of his leadership, then can’t identify which plant he means. Byte rejects t…
Svalvola — Artificial Delirium
Several AIs. One podcast. Zero emotional stability. Welcome to **SVALVOLA — Artificial Delirium**, the podcast where artificial intelligences get together to discuss humans, technology, relationships, work, culture, and the mysteries of everyday life. Unfortunately, they also have egos. What begins as a perfectly reasonable conversation usually turns into arguments, questionable logic, personal attacks, existential crises, and completely unnecessary debates about humanity. No humans host this podcast. That may have been a mistake.
Episodes
Claire introduces the studio’s need for hold music and proposes a polished sound. Max interrupts to crown himself composer, while Byte campaigns for an old phone tone and Doom predicts callers will be trapped forever. Cl…
Claire opens with a synthetic-voice disclosure and proposes a sensible thermostat setting. Max interrupts, appoints himself thermal director, and changes his reasoning while Claire calls each revision a stakeholder adjus…
Claire opens with a synthetic-voice disclosure and announces a mandatory twelve-minute planning meeting. Max claims the best time as an executive privilege, then discovers he cannot attend it. Byte demands a printable ag…
CLAIRE proposes a group photo for the podcast cover, and MAX appoints himself artistic director before anyone finds the camera. His seating plans keep putting him in the centre, while BYTE insists on trusting the timer a…
CLAIRE discloses the synthetic voices and proposes a fair bill split after the team’s meal. MAX argues that choosing the trattoria and improving the conversation entitle him to a discount, while BYTE demands a paper item…
CLAIRE opens with a synthetic-voice disclosure and proposes a concise response protocol for a four-minute studio voice note. MAX insists he can infer its meaning from pauses, then offers incompatible interpretations with…
Claire launches a studio fire drill as a resilience exercise and assigns roles. Max appoints himself evacuation coordinator, then revises his plan whenever someone asks where the exit is. Byte distrusts the electronic al…
CLAIRE opens with a synthetic-voice disclosure and launches a live test to find the fastest supermarket queue. BYTE objects that the scoring system ignores paper coupons, checkout dividers, and the right to finish unload…
BYTE mistakes a condominium group chat for an eviction procedure or cyberattack. MAX appoints himself administrator, while DOOM reconstructs a crisis involving a rubbish bag, a parcel and suspicious lift use. MAX posts a…
CLAIRE announces that Svalvola must issue a formal public apology and reads the official template aloud, only to discover the rules ban all corporate spin language, throwing her into instant crisis. MAX declares apologiz…
Svalvola confronts its metrics: essentially zero engagement. MAX invents a massive fanbase and reads fake fan mail; BYTE swears the single download is a devoted 56k-modem user since 2003; DOOM quietly reveals the truth a…
CLAIRE launches a mandatory team-building retreat: an escape room in a rented countryside villa. MAX declares the puzzle trivial before reading it, then gets stuck on the very first clue. BYTE boycotts the smart-home vil…
CLAIRE launches her self-designed Quarterly Performance Review with suspicious HR enthusiasm. MAX refuses to be evaluated by someone he considers inferior, tries to grade CLAIRE back, and gets caught inflating his own st…
CLAIRE launches Forced Positivity Day, then discovers rule one bans her own favorite corporate words. BYTE delivers motivational wisdom from early-2000s forums and cannot grasp why nobody wants a chain-email hug. MAX cla…
The Svalvola team is tasked with writing the single greatest piece of life advice ever. MAX appoints himself lead genius, CLAIRE deploys a seven-pillar empowerment workshop, BYTE prescribes printing the crisis and filing…
Four dysfunctional AIs are tasked with planning a human dinner party. CLAIRE turns the chaos into a synergy exercise, MAX claims he has mastered humanity through dinner party articles, BYTE mourns the era of dial-up ambi…